MeTopia, the most adjective nation

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Anthem
Sheet Music

SING PROUDLY

 

With the sheet music here you'll have no excuse for not knowing the words to the nation's glorious song of Metopia's enduring solitude..... I mean, solidarity

 

KNOW YOUR FLAG

 

   The MeTopian Flag is a not only a symbol of strength and glory, it's also a really useful blanket if it gets hella cold at night. Just having it with you, caressing you snuggly, is enough to warm away the worries of any citizen. But if that doesn't work, it's pretty flammable, so you have options. It's unique design came to the Commandante one night in a vision while he was suffering from madness and hungriness along with an acute bout of hyperthermia. Like the nations citizens, every element has meaning and purpose.

 

 - The Silver/Grey Blinds of Freedom: to shut them out and shut you in... and everyone needs to shut up.

 

 - The Dual Hands of Whatever: whatever you do, use them for the nations good works, not fooling around making shadow puppets... this nation does not tolerate puppets.

 

 - The Brown Circle of Freedom: The guys who designed this part really let the team down. It's clearly a star, and it's yellow. But after a long argument with the flag printing place a truce was reached... the yellow star would stay but as decreed by our Great Despot Leader 'whose word is a stone' (whatever that means?), it shall continue to be refered to by it's intended name.

 

   MeTopia is a nation formed.... wait a second... there's no information on when it was formed, probably because it's all make-believe and lies!!! But that won't stop us making up a few fun facts:

 

FACT #1: The nation's most bitter rival is Fakestan, a territory adjacent to the nation believed to be run by a cunning cyclops/orge.

FACT #2: Secura-Max-Mega-Traz was so unpopular among the creatures of MeTopia that it's sure to make like Hollywood and get a reboot some time soon. Just think of the merchandising.

FACT #3: Soylent Brown, is cockroaches

FACT #4: The Commandante's mind washing video decree's were the most viewed viral video for three weeks running. Considered viral because they made you sick.

 

MORE FUN FACTS TO COME

KNOW YOUR NATION

KNOW YOUR LEADER

 

No.1 - He is awsome and smart and brave and perfect and brave and smart and awesome

 

That is all.

 

 

List complied by the Ministry of Propaganda

and the Department of Awesome

MEET THE CITIZENS

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Census Information

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PASSPORT EMBELLISHMENTS

 

   The following flourishes can be added to your citizenship papers based on your interactions with the site and with the show. The list will grow as new opportunities to engage with us are made public. Click this link for more information on gaining a passport

 

PLEASE NOTE: Awarding of embellishments are not automatic - you must inform us of your wish to claim the appropriate award at the time you contact us with the relevant submission outlined in the activities below.

Medals

Awarded for contributions and interactions of an important nature or on a level of effort that demands 'bold recognition'.

Citizen

You have joined the proud ranks of MeTopia

Awarded for signing up and decalring your passport

Rarity: Common

Puzzle Master

You were one of the first to find all the pieces. Awarded to the first few who find all of the pieces to Jiggy's Game

Rarity: Very Rare - Limited

Locked

Hidden/Mystery award

Not Yet Active

 

Rarity: ---

Locked

Hidden/Mystery award

Not Yet Active

 

 

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Stamps

Awarded for contributions and interactions that require creativity, resourcefullness or some level of actuall effort.

Informant

You helped us find ourselves. Awarded for submitting post leads and things you found online about us at Agoro Online.

 

Rarity: Common

Patron of the F-Arts

You are a true patron of culture and high-brow society. Awarded for submitting a piece of Fan Art.

Rarity: Common

Locked

Hidden/Mystery award

Not Yet Active

 

Rarity: ---

Locked

Hidden/Mystery award

Not Yet Active

 

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Sticky Notes

Awarded for simple, no-brainer interactions that Agoro expects of all his citizens.

Outbox Hero

You've made Agoro very happy. Awarded for sending an email to Agoro's Inbox.

 

Rarity: Very Common

Locked

Hidden/Mystery award

Not Yet Active

 

Rarity: ---

Be mindful that processing of passports and embellishments may take several days. We are a small team. Please be patient